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This morning the silence of my room, and subsequently the serenity of my rare hours of sleep were suddenly pierced by my iPhone's ringtone at 5am. On the other end of the line was the mechanised TTS-voice of our server monitoring system, informing me that our DBs had noticed a drop in connections. As was my duty, I hopped on to find the source of the issue. Here's what came out of it.